Remember the days when men smelled like men? When there was no such things as man-scaping and there was sure as hell no “man” in “manicure.” Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap ($5.00) harks back to an era of hard asses, before metro sexual was mainstream and there was no such thing as shower gel. Modeled after the rough cut, “brick” style of soap used by GI’s during the Korean War the stuff is actually manufactured in the same plant that supplied military soap for over 20 years. Like its name suggests, the bar of soap weighs in at 3/4 pound, so if you’re afraid of commitment, don’t bother.