Discover and discuss the manliest content on the Web

If you're out on the battlefield of life, you need two things. First, you need a way to defend yourself from orcs and rapscallions. Second, you need a pen to write about your adventures defending yourself from orcs and rapscallions.

This tactical self defense pen is the tool for both of those needs. It features a bolt action mechanism that makes the pen tip fun to open and close. (If you like to fidget with your pens, you'll love the action on this pen!) The body of the pen is anodized milled aluminum for a tough and smooth finish and features an integrated clip. The pen head is flat, providing an ideal thumb rest should you need to stab an orc before writing "scallions" on your grocery list.

Added in Oddities