Gentlemen: please pay attention!


  • BenW

    BenW 9 years, 5 months ago

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering Private Pyle's unlocked footlocker] Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I don't know, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.