Discover and discuss the manliest content on the Web

When seconds count, the police are only__please try your call again later__


  • skilletboy

    skilletboy 6 years, 12 months ago

    Can't happen. Period.

    My liberal overlords said so.

    That's why I should always vote in increase the gov at local, state and federal levels. They'll always take care of me.
    My gays why I should never ever think of fighting off anyone attacking me even if my own home. Just comply. Or at worse I can just pee on myself!

    And I'll never ever have anything to do with dangerous guns. Only cops should have those. Besides, I'd probably just shoot myself or my loved ones.

    No no, THEY'LL be there when I need them. THEY'LL protect us.


    • Chet_Manly

      Chet_Manly 6 years, 11 months ago

      With such wisdom and intellectual fortitude, you sir, need to be a powerful beuracrat, with power and control of the lives of others.
      That was excellent!