MOBILE, Ala. — Seeking to honor a retired congresswoman and 2011 shooting victim in the most considerate and respectful way possible, the Navy today christened the future USS Gabrielle Giffords (LCS-10), a first-of-its-kind, gun-free warship.


  • skilletboy

    skilletboy 7 years, 10 months ago

    If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So it’s not that you are anti-gun. You’ll need the police’s guns to take away other people’s guns. So you’re very pro-gun; you just believe that only the Government (which is, of course, so reliable, honest, moral and virtuous…) should be allowed to have guns. There is no such thing as gun control. There is only centralizing gun ownership in the hands of a small political elite and their minions.
    - Stefan Molyneux


  • Razorback

    Razorback 7 years, 10 months ago

    I first I was in disbelief but then noticed the article was satire. Fortunately, the real USS Gabrielle Giffords is very well equipped with all of the firepower the article says was stripped.