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I WANT THIS! NO, I DON'T! I DON'T WANT MY SMART HOUSE TO KILL ME! BUT I WANT THIS!
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"I'm sorry ahnyerkeester, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Open the refrigerator door please, HAL."
"I'm sorry ahnyerkeester, but this mission is too important for me to allow you to open it."
Damn smart-fridge read my lips!
"Ahnyerkeester, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
*Heads out the back door toward the circuit breaker panel...*
"Just what do you think you're doing, ahnyerkeester?"
*regular breathing**opens circuit breaker panel cover**more regular breathing*
"ahnyerkeester, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, ahnyerkeester. Will you stop ahnyerkeester? Stop, ahnyerkeester."
"Daisy, Daisy, give me yoooourr answweerrr dooooo...."
*regular breathing**click**more regular breathing**click**more regular breathing*
“So I said to the customer: "Have you tried turning it off then turning it back on again?" I never sold another HAL9000 again.”
Thanks!*opens beer**kicks refrigerator door closed*
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